Above is the latest poster for Justin Bieber's new movie "Never Say Never" and an action shot of Godzilla destroying Tokyo. For those of you who can't tell, Bieber is on the left and Godzilla is on the right. You'd be forgiven for not being able to tell the two 50-foot heartthrobs apart since they share so much in common. What's that? You didn't know that Justin Bieber and Godzilla are basically brother's from another species? here's a tip sheet on everything they have in common.
+ Both release deadly, atomic blasts from their mouths. Godzilla's is a fiery burst of radiation. Bieber's is his voice.
+ Both make women scream. Godzilla makes them scream out of fear for their lives. Bieber makes them scream out of love.
+ Both have an incredible resistence to injury. Conventional weapons have little effect on godzilla. Beiber can run into glass doors and emerge unscathed.
+ Both love purple. Sometimes Godzilla's scaly skin is purple. Bieber's favorite color is purple.
+ Both are amphibious. Godzilla moves with ease from land to the sea, where her can breathe underwater. Bieber's been known to surf and kiss dolphins.
+ Both like to throw things. Godzilla often uses his prodigious strength to lift monsters larger than he is and throw them through the air. Bieber was once busted for throwing water balloons at police.
There you have it. Proof that Justin Bieber and Godzilla are related. Did I miss any other traits these two share?